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Exercise 5: True/False Stories

In year 2003, I went for my scouts Camporee Camp in Trang, Thailand. The weather was great and the scenery was fantastic; but as I alighted from the bus, I think I saw the back view of two girls, holding hands and behaving rather intimidating. I first I thought it was rather alright considering how much the society had started accept lesbians. They were wearing mini-skirt and really tight shirts; now imagine how that looked when they were wearing really big-sized bras. But as they turned around, it was actually two guys.

I placed the leash onto my dog and set out for a walk down the park. She was really energetic; she basically wagged her tail to strangers, and starting jumping onto their feet once she was close enough. However, she suddenly needed to poo. She turned round and round on the grass patch near the bus stop, and let out her business. As we continued our walk, I suddenly hear a shout back from the bus stop, “Who the hell let the dog shit here!” My dog then turned to me, with her tongue sticking out, and her tail wagging; and I said, “Let’s go”.

14 comments

  1. The first story is trrruuuee!!! Erm I think. Heh.


  2. okay this is hard cos both of them sounds quite realistic. but i think story 2 is true :)


  3. hAHA my rock climbing friend
    I guess the 1st one is true. I think there is some shitting law in singapore against dog shitting. What i meant was, there is a law if you let your doggy shit around, you may get into trouble. So the owner has to pick up whatever the dog lets out during walks. So i believe, the 1st one is true. And in Thailand there are many transversites, some much more beautiful than we women. Even i get jealous!


  4. lol. if there was a dog-shitting-in-public law, you would have many many cases. anyway even if there is, i guess many people wont really bother.


  5. I can’t believe in true-life experiences, you don’t have a story about rock climbing. I think the second story is true.


  6. Yuppie! First one is a genuine story, especially in a place like Thailand. I’ve seen such things in my life before! So, I believe the latter story is untrue.


  7. hmmmm… i thnk that the first one is true. few months ago in spore, i saw 3 ladies who were once men in a geylang 7eleven store!! hehehe.. :)


  8. errr… the first is true.


  9. i think 1 is true. i think those who take dogs out for walk sure will rmb to bring the plastic bag for shit collection, and i believe you wont forget.


  10. I had an experience for number 1 but i dont think its true. a rockclimber in thailand? erm, i like the beaches but not the rocks…

    i do believe the second one is true because of your love for dogs that is often forgotten—actually its more deeply distinctive for us to remember more than ur rockclimbing fetishy.

    I had a run-in with a poop-accuser as well… my dog was more ferocious so he actually chased after that guy… but ur dog is too sweet…i can totally picture u saying…LETS GO


  11. i think 1 is true :) you have a dog? i thought that dog is your girlfriend’s?


  12. Hmm.. really hard bro… But I have to go with the 2nd story…


  13. I’m picking the first one. Just a hunch. Though I do know you have a dog…


  14. 1st one. hahha…
    Being an active scout member obviously u would have been to other country to camp and beingg in thailand. It’s common for transvestites.



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